Pouch is my loyal dog who always welcomes me when I come home from work, especially if I have brought him some treat. Last week, however, I was bringing home some steaks for dinner and Pouch decided that these steaks were a treat for him. Consequently, He accosted me and caused me to fall down on lawn upon which time he immediately absonded with the steaks and some Hostess Twinkies that I had purchased for midnight snacks. Now, if I didn't like my Pouch so much, I would have been angry. But I owe Pouch a lot. He has always looked after the family and helped out when needed. For instance, he often speeds up our mail delivery by causing the Mailman to run up to our mailbox and back to his postal van again. It's a good thing that Pouch and I get along so well, especially since I will be staying in the dodhouse with him tonight after loosing those steaks and Twinkies.

Tiger is my very best friend! My family was very apprehensive about getting Tiger, but now we really have learned to appreciate his special talents. Tiger is really nice for our kids to take to the playground when there are bullies around who are picking on them. Now, all of the kids at the playground when there are bullies around who are picking on them. Now, all of the kids at the playgrond are our kid's best friends and offer them things like candy and ice cream. Tiger also interceded for me when I was having a friendly dispute with my 6'6 300 pound ex-linegacker neighbor when he accused me of talking to his fashion model wife. I explained to him that she just liked to see and pet Tiger - not me! He was satisfied with my explanation, especially after Tiger, who was sitting beside me, let out one of his loud growls.